One of the most fun games around, second only to "One, Two, Three, He's Yours!" is "Marry, Fuck, Kill." You name three people, then challenge someone to tell you which of them they'd marry, which they'd fuck, and which they'd kill. As with all quality games, most of the fun comes from mocking the person's choices.
So, let's play!
From The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe:
a. Susan, Lucy, Jill
b. Reepicheep, Eustace, the dwarf in "Prince Caspian."
From Star Wars:
a. Yoda, Han Solo, R2D2
From Harry Potter:
a. Ron, Harry, Hermione
b. Malfoy, Snape, Hagrid
c. Firenze, the Mer King, Dobby
From Various:
a. Woody Harrelson in Zombieland
b. Woody Harrelson in Cheers
c. Woody Harrelson in real life
Post your answers to the comments, kids.
2 comments:
Well, since I've realized that for me marriage is just a slower, more painful, form of suicide, and just leads to me wanting to kill.... I'm only interested in considering the remaining option.
I blame Kent for this one.
Squaws:
Marry: Wolf Moon Dance (Escanaba in Da Moonlight)
Fuck: Pocahontas (the animated one)
Kill: [Shruggs] maybe I'm not that good at this game?
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