A little something for my Montana readers
Everything I write in here is COMPLETELY TRUE, except the stuff I exaggerate to make it funnier. Which is most everything.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Kent McManigal asks:
How many nooks and crannies do you stash clothing in? For me, if I couldn't find some of my clothes, it would just be a really bad sign... or maybe a sign I had a really good time.I guess I thought this was obvious, but for those of you who are curious, here's the list:
- On the bed
- Under the bed
- In the bureau
- In the closet (ground)
- In the closet (shelf)
- In the closet (other shelf)
- In the closet (hanging)
- In the dirty laundry
- In the clean laundry
- In the bathroom
- Stuffed under a cushion of the couch
- Dishwasher
Saturday, March 21, 2009
I'm having the oddest feeling. For whatever reason, I find myself wanting to wear a pair of jeans. Right this moment, nothing would hit the spot quite like a tank top and a pair of jeans. I have a pair somewhere -- I've seen them at some point within the last 6 months -- but hell if I can find them now when I have a hankering for them.
Stupid jeans.
Stupid jeans.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Re: Me
Life is lovely of late. Well, okay, work sucks, but that's hardly new. Outside of work, things are lovely.
I have friends here. It usually takes me about three years or so to make friends in a place, then I enjoy them for a year, then I move. I'm in the enjoying stage now. The Candy Formerly Known as Eye had a birthday party last night that I went to, and it was just so much fun. The very best party I've been to in a hundred years. We ate guacamole and watched Scrubs and painted bananas and just had the most fantastic time. Yay for parties.
It's almost spring now and I'm psyching myself up for gardening. This year, there will be tomatoes and strawberries and flowers and herbs. Not sure what, if anything, else. I absolutely have to figure out how to keep those evil fucking squirrels out of my tomatoes.
The Candy Formerly Known as Eye will be moving in soon or eventually. Once he sublets his apartment, we begin a giddy life of roommatehood until he moves on. Oh, we have such grandiose plans. I think we will be good roommates. My top goal is to not neglect to pay the electric bill as I did when living with Ty, and thereby avoid having my power turned off. While it can be more fun than one would think, it's probably better to avoid entirely.
There. A bit of my very dull but surprisingly satisfying life.
I have friends here. It usually takes me about three years or so to make friends in a place, then I enjoy them for a year, then I move. I'm in the enjoying stage now. The Candy Formerly Known as Eye had a birthday party last night that I went to, and it was just so much fun. The very best party I've been to in a hundred years. We ate guacamole and watched Scrubs and painted bananas and just had the most fantastic time. Yay for parties.
It's almost spring now and I'm psyching myself up for gardening. This year, there will be tomatoes and strawberries and flowers and herbs. Not sure what, if anything, else. I absolutely have to figure out how to keep those evil fucking squirrels out of my tomatoes.
The Candy Formerly Known as Eye will be moving in soon or eventually. Once he sublets his apartment, we begin a giddy life of roommatehood until he moves on. Oh, we have such grandiose plans. I think we will be good roommates. My top goal is to not neglect to pay the electric bill as I did when living with Ty, and thereby avoid having my power turned off. While it can be more fun than one would think, it's probably better to avoid entirely.
There. A bit of my very dull but surprisingly satisfying life.
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