Okay, kids, a few important notes:
-- The Roommate Formerly Known as the Candy Formerly Known as Eye has officially been renicknamed to Papa Bear. That's what I call him around the house, anyway. A free prize to the person who can guess what he calls me (you are automatically disqualified if I already told you or if someone I told tells you or if someone I told tells someone who tells you, and so on). I really will send a prize if you can guess, but I bet no one can.
-- Despite having had him as a roommate for over 3 months, I am still startled to run into him in the apartment at least weekly. For example, about five minutes ago he walked into the room I'm in and started talking. This was enough to cause me to yelp and get all scared-eyes on him. "What? Me watching a horror movie in the living room has you scared enough that just walking into the room freaks you out?" No, dude, it has nothing to do with the movie; it's just you.
-- I got my hair all doned up this morning. I had it colored! A first for me, and I won't be one bit surprised if it just all falls out overnight, like how having a car washed makes it rain. What color? Brown. What color was it before? Brown. But this is a nicer brown! I swear.
-- And in conclusion, that is all.
13 comments:
Sexy thang.
Kitchen Bunny!
And, after your hair falls out from the chemical poisoning: "Bald Kitchen Bunny that once had nicer brown hair, but is still not too disturbing to look at, but is still very jumpy!"
Fone home: Nope.
Kent: Also nope.
Consider the theme, people!
Well, I was thinking "mama bear" or "baby bear", but those seemed so completely lacking in originality that I couldn't bring myself to think he had no more imagination than that.
Neither of those, but you're back on the right track.
Puhneenah Bear? Megan Bear? Sexy Cuddle-Bear?
Bare naked?
Nope to all of the above. I just meant you were on track with the Goldilocks theme. Another hint: it does not have the word "bear" in it anywhere.
Goldilocks? Brownilocks? Sexilocks? Can't think of any more characters in that one.... I'll branch out: Red Riding Hood? Big Bad Wolf? Mother Goose?
Porridge?
Still all full of nope. Have we given up yet?
Bellybubble? I have no idea what that means, but it came up in one of the results for a Google search on "Goldilocks nicknames".
Given up? No! Out of ideas? Pretty much.
Miss Muffet?
"Just right"?
"My favorite fairy tale"?
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