-- One of the accounts I handle has a location in a city called called Tarpon Springs. Every week for two years I've read that as "Tampon Springs."
-- This is awesome.
-- The Candy Formerly Known as Eye has been here for about a month, and things are going swimmingly. He makes waffles, I make cheesey scrambled eggs. He makes grilled cheese, I make pasta. I dust, he vacuums. I do the dishes, he cleans the bathroom. We watch Veronica Mars and She-Ra. It's all kinds of awesome here.
-- I am the air hockey master of the universe.
-- I am awfully sleepy.
-- My nephews would like me to marry the Candy Formerly Known as Eye. "Ask him out," the oldest urges me. "Who knows? Maybe you'll be his first date!" I tell them I sort of have a thing for another guy. "Two boys?!" the youngest is shocked. "When can you get a ticket to Lake Havasu City? I think we need to sit down and talk about this." They're adorable.
-- Everytime I go to the dentist (and I'm going a lot these days) I come out and go to the Gap and pity shop for myself. Happily, I desperately need some cool weather clothing, so it's not wasted money. But it's the Gap! When did they get all this cute clothing I look great in? I'm a bourgeoise slut.
4 comments:
ONLY two boys?!? What are you, a nun? ;)
I do the same thing at lake havasu - one of the roads by R is Tarpon.
I know, Kent, it's totally a dry spell.
And fone, it's hard to not do it once you've started, isn't it?
Sad thing is, I CAN'T read it any other way. Your post made no sense the first time I read it. I had to go over it letter by letter for it to make any sense.
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