The Roommate Formerly Known as the Candy Formerly Known as Eye wandered into the living room in his towel.
Him: I should get dressed.
Me: Yep.
Him: But I don't want to. I can meet Karen's mom naked, can't I?
Me: At least wear the towel.
Him: I'll wear a sock.
Me: How will you keep it from falling off?
Him: Socks don't fall off my feet.
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