I was on the phone this evening with my 3 year old niece, having a lovely conversation of which I understood only about 25% of the words. At the end of the conversation as she was handing the phone back to her mom, she said, "Bye, Megan. Love you. See you soon!"
The "see you soon" part has me worried, since, to my knowledge, she won't be seeing me soon. On the other hand, I really didn't catch most of our conversation, so maybe when I thought she was saying "And I love Dora and Boots and I have a brown dress and I was in mommy's tummy but I didn't watch TV because there's no television in there and you so funny, Megan . . ." she was really saying "Right then, using the credit card I stole from mom's wallet, I've booked you on a redeye tonight out of O'Hare. Pick up the rental car I've reserved for you tomorrow morning in Las Vegas, and we'll see you here at the house around 10 am."
Could go either way. She's a tricky one.
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Or, maybe she was telling you they have been kicked out of their living quarters, and since they know you won't mind, are loading up everything they own, along with some stray mutts (possibly rabid, definitely flea infested) they found, and are moving in with you until this recession is over. You won't mind sleeping on the floor, right?
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