I am the only person I know who has managed on more than one occasion to draw blood while doing laundry. Clearly, I am meant for better things than this senseless daily toil. This is a sign that I was meant to have servants and slaves and so on to take care of these things.
Well, peasants? Hop to it! If it's meant to be, then you really have no choice but to go along with it.
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Or it might indicate that you should be starring in your own sitcom.
Aw, shucks . . .
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