Saturday, May 24, 2008

I'm facing a difficult decision here.

1. I'm hungry and I'd like to go get some breakfast.

2. I'm in my pajamas and I'd like to not leave them.

The best part about winter was that I could leave my pajamas on and just wear my heavy winter coat over it. No one could tell what was going on under that coat, so there was no reason to change -- swap the slippers for boots and go. Spring, though, is a different matter. If I just toss on my jacket, people will be like, "Wow, those pajama bottoms are really threadbare, aren't they? I don't think she's even wearing underwear, let alone a bra! And does she think she looks sexy with her boobs practically falling out of the top of that tank top?"

I could, maybe, just put a skirt on over the pajama bottoms and a shirt over the tank top, but the lack of bra would be noticeable, so I should add that, too. If I don't actually take off the tank top when I put on the bra -- pull the straps down, hook in, straps up -- then technically I have not left the sanctity of the pajamas, and there's no need to declare this day is go, right?

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