I am kind of in love with this job posting for a housekeeper. Here are a few choice excerpts:

"Rugs will be swept, rotated for even wear and fringe combed."

"China will be inspected for imperfections prior to each use."

"The housekeeper will care for the clothing of the Principal, the Lady of the House and one child."

"All lamps, sconces, chandeliers and other light fixtures in the formal and guest areas will be tested daily and burned out light bulbs replaced immediately. Light bulb inventories must be checked and supply orders submitted weekly."

All this to be a housekeeper in a family home! Insanity.