Thursday, May 1, 2008

I am having the most obscene craving -- for spam. The food. Or maybe "food." Two slices, thin, fried extra crispy, on white bread . . . Yummmm. Honestly, I can smell it right now.

Yes, I know I'm repulsive. Yes, I revolt me, too.

Still . . . it's probably been 15 years since I last had spam. Surely one can to tide me over for the next 15 years wouldn't hurt, would it?

2 comments:

fone home said...

maybe you're anemic? (sp?)

Anonymous said...

I too have had this craving. You can trust me when I say - one can will CERTAINLY do the trick.