I kept my pajamas on almost all day today, even when I left the house. I just put on a skirt and a sweater over my tank top and yoga pants. I felt very snuggly, of course, and very deviant. No one walking past me knew I was wearing inappropriate clothing under my normal schoolmarm exterior, and I felt . . . dangerous. Like at any moment I could whip off the exterior and lay down for a nap.

Damn, I'm bad.